“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.”
“I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.”
Duop Chak Wuol
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
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