“Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.”
“I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk about dingle berries and other toilet paper related issues?”
“Vagina tightness test: Try to put your whole hand in your vagina. if it fits with no force.. you need a new vagina”
“The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good”
“They vote with their vaginas”
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“I can't stand rude children... They need to go back in the vagina to be upgraded.”
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