“Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
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