“If your mascara is still on after you make love, he did not hit it right. Your makeup should be smeared all over his parts and your face”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
“Sex is an emotion in motion”
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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