“There is so much mud in this world of mankind that you can't help wonder how there still are rheumatisms...”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.”
“GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.”
“The world is mud-luscious and mind is a frog, take a leap.”
“Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,And loathsome canker lies in sweetest bud.All men make faults.”
“An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.”
George Bernard Shaw
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