“my illusion is your ignorance”
“My great grandfather was a liberal Neanderthal. My great grandmother was a blind philocalist. Which proves my existence is merely an accident”
“We often confuse our emotions with hunger. you are not angry or sad, just go and make your self a sandwich.”
“Can’t wait to make another mistake, it’s the fastest thing to get credit for.”
“Anything beyond imaginable is simply boring”
“Lying was invented when hysterical women demanded rational men to complement their shoes”
“Black is the most engaging colour, even the blind says so”
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