“Kegel muscle workout is the new enlightened consciousness.”
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.”
“I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
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