“We take Electricity for Granted; Use it Freely and Abuse it Properly.”
“An electric guitar is a gay version of an electric bass.”
“The environment that we're in right now is that we have rising electricity rates, we're going to have rising heating costs.”
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
“We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.”
“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
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