“Worthy advice for Girl : Don't apply too much make-up on your face because you don't know where boys look at first.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“We live in the 21st century, the wisest generation yet to come, where you have the freedom to say anything you want, sue anyone and for anything, and wear a trash bag in style.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“Being married is like having 64 GB I-pod with only one song!”
“Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.”
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