“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue?
Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir
Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
“Imagine going in knowing that no Mexican American before you had ever succeeded in a lead role,”
“How is that making the border safer? When did you ever see a Mexican blow up the World Trade Center? Who do you think built the World Trade Center?”
“No Trevino speaks Mexican.”
“Democracy is suffering because problems that affect the daily lives of Mexican citizens are going unreported.”
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
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