“many people don't like baggage in a relationship, but I love single mum's, they have more room for activities.”
“Romance fails us and so do friendships, but the relationship of parent and child, less noisy than all the others, remains indelible and indestructible, the strongest relationship on earth”
“They fuck you up, your mum and dad. / They may not mean to, but they do. / They fill you with the faults they had / And add some extra, just for you.”
“Me? An angel! Just ask my mum about that!”
“Sometimes I feel older than my mum.”
“Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.”
“I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.”
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