“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“Honey, tonight am all yours. You can eat me for dinner”
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
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