“I'm not blocking the fire exit, I'm first in line.”
“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ”
“You are fine as heaven, hell wouldn't allow such beauty to enter into it's gates”
“If your old enough to say something is hip, you could fall and break one.”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“I'm so old old that when God said let there be light I was like "Well that's better"”
“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
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