“Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.”
“Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.”
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
“His reserve of disdain appears endless. He could no sooner shut it off than a vampire could forgo his nightcap.”
R. Z. Sheppard
“What I like about vampires is what I like about everything I want to write about, the depths and heights, the pain and joy. Life.”
“I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire LeStat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.”
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
Calvin & Hobbes
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