“Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.”
“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
“Guess I’ll never be wise enough to roll a joint”
“My values are those you practice in my presence and those you conclude in my absence”
“My intimate was a stranger in the garden who truly discovered me, by observing a butterfly I truly admired.”
“Indeed whatever we forget is always conquered by much greater obsessive thoughts.
And that reminds me, I must lick an envelope today because soon it may extinct.”
“The closest galaxy is millions of light years away only to save it from inhumanity”
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