“Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.”
“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
“Every single one of us is a champion. We competed among millions in a massive swimming competition inside a womb.”
“Black is the most engaging colour, even the blind says so”
“Some people are so beautiful, we see them in slow motion.”
“Lying was invented when hysterical women demanded rational men to complement their shoes”
“The tyrannosaurus had a 12 foot dick, yet it failed to survive the extinction, clearly which means it has No place in the 21st century”
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