“Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.”
“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
“Do we really need a time machine when one simply has the ability to fiddle their ego to mend the past and the future”
“Fortunately I’m not alone, unfortunately it’s the devil.”
“Every single one of us is a champion. We competed among millions in a massive swimming competition inside a womb.”
“Some people are so beautiful, we see them in slow motion.”
“In the molten magma, bacteria have learnt to write sonnets, while on the land man is still struggling to change a diaper.”
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