“Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.”
“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
“Everyone is slightly mad, when they are not they are either insane or in in love”
“Do we really need a time machine when one simply has the ability to fiddle their ego to mend the past and the future”
“You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
“my illusion is your ignorance”
“In infancy, you were the seed of hope, in youth you were the ripped harmless, in old you were the compound for the next breeding. Adore every day.”
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