“After The Matrix, I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.”
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
“Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.”
“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.”
“I attempted to liberate some sunglasses from the corner drugstore. It wasn't a good idea. So they came charging out of there with ball-bats. I guess they thought I was a pretty vicious individual.”
“Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on.”
“Your future is so bright you gotta wear shades...”
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