“How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.”
“Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.”
“Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.”
“Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.”
“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”
“The only people without problems are those in cemeteries”
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
George Bernard Shaw
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