“England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.”
“My son, to find a good wife, look at the way she treats her family. Remember that you too will become her family once you marry her.”
Edman van Schalkwyk
“No lover ever studied every whim of his mistress as I did those of President Roosevelt.”
“You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people.”
“Every once in a while I think I understand the feminine mystique then she throws me for a loop!”
Ken O. Eldib
“Why does mistress rhyme with mistrust and wife rhyme with life?”
“As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.”
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