“We said, "Because if you don't give us two drivers by Monday morning, we're going to shut your bus company down." Oh, he was a boastful kind. He said, "No Negroes want to stop riding my bus."”
“I awoke one morning and found myself famous.”
“Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins though my fingernails….do anything to me, anything but a monday.”
“Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.”
“A Monday morning quarterback”
“I've been a pharmacist for 40 years now, and Monday morning I didn't want to come to work because I knew what would await me. Basically, we've got a travesty on our hands.”
“We'll be ready to go on free agency Monday morning.”
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