“With the combined benefits of radiation, chemotherapy and liver transplantation, our patients with bile duct cancer now have a much better chance to live longer and enjoy a good quality of life.”
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
“We'd be in the stands and see all (the other team's) nice equipment and then see our duct tape. We were concerned. If our equipment failed, we couldn't run a meet.”
“They then put a sock in his mouth, covered it with duct tape, then beat him in the face some more. Then they used a hypodermic needle to inject bleach into his veins.”
“Everyone loved the outfits and couldn't believe they were actually made of duct tape.”
“They had a big dinner at the church after the funeral; when we got back, I found out then he had used duct tape.”
“There are 101 uses for duct tape and multiple uses for plastic sheeting.”
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