“Toilets get a bad rap. So does the door on the way out.”
“ he said, pointing to the lake outside his door, ''so we could flush our toilets.”
“There's nothing behind a closed door besides a toilet.”
“It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open...I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that resturant.”
“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?”
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
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