“I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.”
“Tough one, telling your teenager what to wear as a pallbearer. Didn't want him to be there alone.”
“Great friendships the only true constant in your life”
“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”
Winnie the Pooh
“I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise.”
“Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.”
“I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.”
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