“School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.”
“Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
“If what I do prove well, it won't advance. They'll say it's stolen, or else it was by chance.”
“Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to take back what you have stolen.”
“I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!”
“You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,”
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