“I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.”
“The deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent”
“Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?”
“2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.”
“I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. "Legend" means, basically, "bullshit."”
“I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.”
“He has a really good bullshit meter,”
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