“It's hilarious. We see people go flying. I'm just glad he's on our team.”
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
“Some people should come with a *brains not included* sticker”
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