“The first principle of child-rearing is to choose a good mother.”
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
“I just reared back and threw it. My teammates helped me out tonight. They hit the ball pretty good.”
“Well, there was one fellow that wanted to give me a good swift kick in the rear end for not getting our work done,”
“I think the car was really good for the first half of the race. The rear brake was a problem again this week.”
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
“He (Jones) kicked our rears; there's no question about it. They did a good job of face guarding Jackson, and we didn't get the ball to him.”
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