“Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.”
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
“Why use a night-lite if you live in the darkness?”
“It's probably a good thing we didn't live in the city because we would have tore things up.”
“When they tore that (gas station) down about six years ago, it affected my breathing for weeks.”
“The awnings tore off, and there may be some flooding. But our building seems to have come through it well.”
“I tore up my shoulder and the doctor told me I needed to find something else to do.”
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