“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”
“The scanner's about the size of a toaster, maybe just a little longer,”
“I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.”
Carrie P. Snow
“Can you buy one of the national championship trophies somewhere? I guarantee that's what he wants.”
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