“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”
“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
“I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.”
Carrie P. Snow
“The scanner's about the size of a toaster, maybe just a little longer,”
“Mo guaranteed me some new players, and a kind of football, more offensive. He didn't guarantee me victory, but to try, it was very important to me.”
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