“As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.”
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth”
Old Irish toast
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Joe E. Lewis
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
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