“As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.”

Cokie Roberts

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

Billy Connolly

“This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cope with 9th grade algebra. And then I remember taking an aptitude test when I was a sophomore in high school, and they said, "You should probably consider not going to college." Then they said, "Well, what would you like to do?"”

John Warnock

“The parent does not have to know Algebra II by asking these questions.”

Dr. Henry Johnson

“Algebra is a form of low cunning.”

William James

“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

“There is nothing I detest more than an algebraic word problem.”

Dedrick D. L. Pitter