“It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“One misconception about me... that I have a small penis. That's a big misconception.”
“Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?”
“If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.”
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