“You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people.”
“If military action is required, our objective this time should be not to annoy Saddam Hussein, not to inconvenience Saddam Hussein, but to remove Saddam Hussein,”
“Why does mistress rhyme with mistrust and wife rhyme with life?”
Ken O. Eldib
“Every once in a while I think I understand the feminine mystique then she throws me for a loop!”
“Women want be treated like Queens but I can not think of many Kings who didn't have mistresses.”
Walter Cromartie Jr
“A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.”
Honore de Balzac
“If you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid”
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