“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
“Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.”
“Looks like he's going to have to settle for just being the stupidest.”
“This is the stupidest thing the village could have done. It increased geometrically my client's damages.”
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