“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
“It's the one day of the year when everybody in the world can be a Texan and celebrate it. We have a unique state. We have a unique character.”
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
“Texans... never pass up an oppurtunity to boast whence they hail.”
“Coastal Texans should not wait until late Thursday or early Friday to leave. Homes and businesses can be rebuilt. Lives cannot.”
“I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.”
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