“I have never been on any kind of assistance before, and when you need it, they make it so hard,”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.”
Ewald B. Nyquist
“Seek assistance through patience and prayer, and most surely it is a hard thing except for the humble ones. (The Cow 2.45)”
“When the game was in hand I tried to take him out. But my assistant Frank Hamblen said, 'I don't think you can do that. He's got 77 points'.”
“John Elway , when I was an assistant, sent me to the Pro Bowl a couple of times.”
“The shortcomings of traditional practices of peer review become evident when applied to complex computer-assisted proofs.”
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