“Therapists would have been looking for jobs and putting in their notices.”
“My therapist would be so happy to know I'm doing all this walking. They've done a great job of putting me back together, haven't they?”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
“You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.”
“I feel like I'm speaking with my therapist.”
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