“Never trust the teller, trust the tale.”
“The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.”
“The nature of bad news infects the teller”
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
“Death is the sanction of everything the story-teller can tell. He has borrowed his authority from death.”
“Life's irony;Man is always looking for fortune tellers to know what the future holds,but he has forgotten that he has the power to determine what tomorrow will be.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“Penn & Teller: Bull----!”
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