“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
“There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.”
“The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than anything else in housekeeping”
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