“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“Every problem is waiting for an answer. Who will provide the answer?”
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
W. C. Fields
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