“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“Every problem is waiting for an answer. Who will provide the answer?”
“Every problem has an answer,but most times the answer disguises itself by fraternizing with the problem.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.”
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