“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.”
“I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.”
“Punch-coal, cut-candle, and set brand on end, is neither good house wife, nor good house-wife's friend.”
“I don't think [Belichick] asked about my wife and kids. Not that he doesn't care. I think he is a nice, personable person. But I came in here to discuss a football job and we discussed football.”
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
“My wife woke up and said 'holy smoke' -- and she wasn't kidding.”
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