“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.”
“I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.”
“Punch-coal, cut-candle, and set brand on end, is neither good house wife, nor good house-wife's friend.”
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”
“I don't think [Belichick] asked about my wife and kids. Not that he doesn't care. I think he is a nice, personable person. But I came in here to discuss a football job and we discussed football.”
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