“The only problem with the speed of light, is it gets here too early in the morning”
“Flapping a card in your hand at the speed of light is holding a card that is cube-shaped.”
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
“I don't think Pete ran a red light or had a speeding ticket. That's the kind of kid he is, ... I wish people understood how small the mistake he made is.”
“They're issuing crap at the speed of light.”
“The problem is people keep speeding. We're really concerned about kids using that school crossing. We want to give our police officers the ability to enforce the speed limit.”
“Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.”
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