“Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.”
“Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.”
“I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk about dingle berries and other toilet paper related issues?”
“It was akin to an animal being slaughtered. It was literally how you slaughter sheep. ...They slit the throat (at) the two carotid arteries, and they severed the head.”
“It was akin to an animal being slaughtered, ... It was literally how you slaughter sheep. ...They slit the throat (at) the two carotid arteries, and they severed the head.”
“Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.”
“One good deed dying tongueless slaughters a thousand waiting upon that. Our praises are our wages.”
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