“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
“USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'”
“I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”
“The cause of reform is hurt, not helped, when an activist makes an idiotic suggestion.”
“What do you take me for, an idiot? [when asked if he was happy]”
Charles de Gaulle
“When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.”
Joan Van Ark
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