“I thought he hit a skunk and was trying to wash off his car. That's when I saw something crawl out from the back of the car.”
“Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.”
“You don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk and I got in with a few skunks and I didn't win.”
“In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.”
“Once you throw a skunk in the jury box it's hard to remove.”
“Samantha the Skunk is a story about not smoking. The kids drew pictures after they hear the program.”
“I'd rather have a skunk than a groundhog.”
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