“Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.”
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
“Monogamy is like good crystal - beautiful - but once you get it, all it takes is one chip and it's never the same again.”
“When they first wrote the fairy tales about love people lived to 30, in the modern world maybe we need some new fairy tales.”
“Life's irony;Man willingly formulated the all healing drug called monogamy,but after formulation he discovered the taste to be too bitter,so he stepped out looking for a less bitter drug.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“I want two husbands. One to cook for me and the other to fuck me while I watch my husband cook for me.”
“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”
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