“Buying a house in cattle country and complaining about cattle is like buying a house in a nudist colony and complaining that people don't wear clothes.”
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
“He's a total nudist,”
“I came into this world butt naked, and damn it I'm gonna do my best to stay that way!”
“A sheer paradox - A nudist wearing a t-shirt saying: 'Nude? … No problem!'”
“He runs 500-600 head of cattle and has the best of both worlds - in the country and in the town.”
“And Jacob journeyed to Succoth, and built him an house, and made booths for his cattle: therefore the name of the place is called Succoth.”
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