“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
“I have discovered nothing new, I have only perceived what I already knew.”
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
“They say with age comes wisdom but the wisdom that you acquire as an old man is really only worth having as a young man.”
“We already arrested five of them. They aren't evacuees. They're local idiots.”
“Any idiot who looks at a map knows you can't build bridges to every single island in Southeast. These are huge distances ... so we need roads and ferries both.”
“The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.”
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