“If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.”
Will & Grace
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.”
“Funerals are all abstract ceremony.”
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
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