“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you”
“I may not make a good accountant or mathematician, but i know how much i have in my pocket and in my bank accounts”
“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
“If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.”
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
Peter De Vries
“I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.”
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