“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you”
“I may not make a good accountant or mathematician, but i know how much i have in my pocket and in my bank accounts”
“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
“If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.”
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
Peter De Vries
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
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