“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
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bobbi lynn coglizer
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...”
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